Nudists & You
Nudists Are Looking
At Your, You Know...
When asked about what attracts them to men on a
nudist beach, women seem to keep two sets of books. One is for show, the
other for their personal use. There's a big asexual pitch on most naturism
sites, which is fine, but we think it covers just half of the story.
Your personal experience on a nudist beach occurs in your brain, which
is hopefully able to control any outward evidence of your thoughts. Your
outward participation and behavior is of course what you make public. We
thought women had it lucky on that score. Apparently we were wrong.
"Oh, no, I do get
aroused from the visual clues around me on a nudist beach. I've noticed
other women do too," said one female participant at the Tulum
workshop. Well, what do you mean? "There's some swelling.
You know, you see the engorgement but it's more subtle than a man's
erection." Oh that. Pink.
So, what gets you that
The word "packaging" was adopted and applied to what a man
carries around with him on a nudist beach. Regrettably, it's more an
object of befuddlement than appreciation. "They are so different.
They're like snowflakes."
So what is it about the
packaging that they like? Symmetrical arrangement was what things
narrowed down to. To paraphrase: "A nice sack, not too long,
not shrunken [remember the Seinfeld episode?], the penis protruding
about an inch further down than the testicles. A little tumescence is
They Know About Shrinkage
Unfortunately that can
only describe a man who hasn't had a recent dip, whose been lying in the
sun letting things "bake," and isn't eighty-eight years old.
Usually what you see on the men on most nudist beaches is a little
knobby thing being offered to the world above a hard nut sack that's
halfway receded into their pelvic area, to put it crudely. "Oh, we
know about shrinkage." Thank God.
And the drum roll question is
always this: cut or uncut?
It swings to cut among American
women. European women don't seem to understand the question.
Women were asked to judge from a
broad selection of photos representing various sizes and shapes of both
man and penis and pick the one they found with the highest factor. The
winner is below:
Vastly apparent is the youth of
the subject, also the apparent symmetry mentioned above, the trim
physique. Not making even the short list were any men with just slight
paunches (sorry), but otherwise not much mattered. Notably, none of the
muscle builder types were considered very attractive (and all seemed to
suffer from very minor packaging. There is a God).
Above All, Stay In Shape
Muscle tone is desirable,
especially in the arms and upper chest. Of course droopy buttocks, well,
no one wants to see that. (Fifteen weighted squats twice per week takes
care of any problem in that area, regardless of age.)
Lastly, grooming was a big
factor. Don't shave, but trim. The shaved look was summarily dismissed
(to the the surprise of some smooth nudists in attendance), except no
one seemed to mind if the testicles were "bald." Be careful
down there. ("What
Women Look At When They Look")
From: The Tulum Nudist
Female Nudists - What's On Their Minds?
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Nudism is a broadly democratic
affair, so where would adult nudism fit? Mobleys.
What do most women look for? A moving target for sure but Maureen's pick
(above) is natural looking, no tats, trim, groomed properly ("Just
shave the testicles, guys, unless you want to look like a ten-year
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